Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick
white men are always like “there’s always some truth to stereotypes though…” UNLESS you call them racist misogynists then they’re completely clueless as to where that stereotype came from
imagine harry being harry and saying something sassy to ron and hermione but they don’t find it funny
then three tables across the gryffindor’s, they hear draco laugh
|Person:||Have you seen that episode where...|
|Me:||I have seen every episode, go on|
you might think that I don’t approach cute boys out of nervousness but actually it’s because I’m terrified that they’ll say something gross or offensive and suddenly won’t be cute anymore.